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From: Alkamista on 4 Mar 2010 15:40 It seems like RSS has weauxfed the living daylights out of Brazil and Spain over the last few months, just like we had done with Argentina and France in 2002 and Brazil and their Fab 5 in 2006. So I am almost convinced that neither of these teams will reach the final, much less win the cup. Also, the "this may finally be Africa's cup" has gone overboard. Therefore it is almost guaranteed that all their teams will implode, with Eto'o and Drogba throwing some hissy fits against their coaches and SA going out in the group phase with their coach and some Scandanavian referee having to be placed under military protection. Next England, who had already been weauxfed out a year ago by their tabloids, as well as Jellore and Higgs. Holland will never win the WC in their entire existence so that leaves the usual boring suspects, i.e. Italy, Germany, France, and Argentina. To get to the semi's, Lippi will probably resort to catenaccio against Brazil and Spain and eliminate both on penalties after 0-0 draws (followed by Benny denouncing all allegations of catenaccio by saying that we are biased and out of touch). Germany will probably get a key goal every game from Klose and see out the rest of the game like robots and advance. Freakshows Maradona and Domenech will probably pull some unbelievable luck out of their behinds and advance to the SFs (god save us from Bob then). After that, it's a random crapshoot. I predict that either Italy or Argentina will win the cup.
From: Jesus Petry on 4 Mar 2010 15:46 On Mar 4, 5:40 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > It seems like RSS has weauxfed the living daylights out of Brazil and > Spain over the last few months, just like we had done with Argentina > and France in 2002 and Brazil and their Fab 5 in 2006. So I am almost > convinced that neither of these teams will reach the final, much less > win the cup. > Also, the "this may finally be Africa's cup" has gone overboard. > Therefore it is almost guaranteed that all their teams will implode, > with Eto'o and Drogba throwing some hissy fits against their coaches > and SA going out in the group phase with their coach and some > Scandanavian referee having to be placed under military protection. > Next England, who had already been weauxfed out a year ago by their > tabloids, as well as Jellore and Higgs. > Holland will never win the WC in their entire existence so that leaves > the usual boring suspects, i.e. Italy, Germany, France, and > Argentina. > To get to the semi's, Lippi will probably resort to catenaccio against > Brazil and Spain and eliminate both on penalties after 0-0 draws > (followed by Benny denouncing all allegations of catenaccio by saying > that we are biased and out of touch). Germany will probably get a key > goal every game from Klose and see out the rest of the game like > robots and advance. Freakshows Maradona and Domenech will probably > pull some unbelievable luck out of their behinds and advance to the > SFs (god save us from Bob then). > After that, it's a random crapshoot. I predict that either Italy or > Argentina will win the cup. Your last phrase guarantees a final between France and Germany. Tchau! Jesus Petry
From: Alkamista on 4 Mar 2010 15:59 On Mar 4, 2:46 pm, Jesus Petry <jesuspe...(a)pop.com.br> wrote: > On Mar 4, 5:40 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > It seems like RSS has weauxfed the living daylights out of Brazil and > > Spain over the last few months, just like we had done with Argentina > > and France in 2002 and Brazil and their Fab 5 in 2006. So I am almost > > convinced that neither of these teams will reach the final, much less > > win the cup. > > Also, the "this may finally be Africa's cup" has gone overboard. > > Therefore it is almost guaranteed that all their teams will implode, > > with Eto'o and Drogba throwing some hissy fits against their coaches > > and SA going out in the group phase with their coach and some > > Scandanavian referee having to be placed under military protection. > > Next England, who had already been weauxfed out a year ago by their > > tabloids, as well as Jellore and Higgs. > > Holland will never win the WC in their entire existence so that leaves > > the usual boring suspects, i.e. Italy, Germany, France, and > > Argentina. > > To get to the semi's, Lippi will probably resort to catenaccio against > > Brazil and Spain and eliminate both on penalties after 0-0 draws > > (followed by Benny denouncing all allegations of catenaccio by saying > > that we are biased and out of touch). Germany will probably get a key > > goal every game from Klose and see out the rest of the game like > > robots and advance. Freakshows Maradona and Domenech will probably > > pull some unbelievable luck out of their behinds and advance to the > > SFs (god save us from Bob then). > > After that, it's a random crapshoot. I predict that either Italy or > > Argentina will win the cup. > > Your last phrase guarantees a final between France and Germany. > And your last statement guarantees that we will have a brand new WC winner!
From: Jesus Petry on 4 Mar 2010 16:02 On Mar 4, 5:59 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > On Mar 4, 2:46 pm, Jesus Petry <jesuspe...(a)pop.com.br> wrote: > > > > > On Mar 4, 5:40 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > It seems like RSS has weauxfed the living daylights out of Brazil and > > > Spain over the last few months, just like we had done with Argentina > > > and France in 2002 and Brazil and their Fab 5 in 2006. So I am almost > > > convinced that neither of these teams will reach the final, much less > > > win the cup. > > > Also, the "this may finally be Africa's cup" has gone overboard. > > > Therefore it is almost guaranteed that all their teams will implode, > > > with Eto'o and Drogba throwing some hissy fits against their coaches > > > and SA going out in the group phase with their coach and some > > > Scandanavian referee having to be placed under military protection. > > > Next England, who had already been weauxfed out a year ago by their > > > tabloids, as well as Jellore and Higgs. > > > Holland will never win the WC in their entire existence so that leaves > > > the usual boring suspects, i.e. Italy, Germany, France, and > > > Argentina. > > > To get to the semi's, Lippi will probably resort to catenaccio against > > > Brazil and Spain and eliminate both on penalties after 0-0 draws > > > (followed by Benny denouncing all allegations of catenaccio by saying > > > that we are biased and out of touch). Germany will probably get a key > > > goal every game from Klose and see out the rest of the game like > > > robots and advance. Freakshows Maradona and Domenech will probably > > > pull some unbelievable luck out of their behinds and advance to the > > > SFs (god save us from Bob then). > > > After that, it's a random crapshoot. I predict that either Italy or > > > Argentina will win the cup. > > > Your last phrase guarantees a final between France and Germany. > > And your last statement guarantees that we will have a brand new WC > winner! And your reply makes the Weaufxing deities very confused. Tchau! Jesus Petry
From: Alkamista on 4 Mar 2010 16:10
On Mar 4, 3:02 pm, Jesus Petry <jesuspe...(a)pop.com.br> wrote: > On Mar 4, 5:59 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > On Mar 4, 2:46 pm, Jesus Petry <jesuspe...(a)pop.com.br> wrote: > > > > On Mar 4, 5:40 pm, Alkamista <alkami...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > It seems like RSS has weauxfed the living daylights out of Brazil and > > > > Spain over the last few months, just like we had done with Argentina > > > > and France in 2002 and Brazil and their Fab 5 in 2006. So I am almost > > > > convinced that neither of these teams will reach the final, much less > > > > win the cup. > > > > Also, the "this may finally be Africa's cup" has gone overboard. > > > > Therefore it is almost guaranteed that all their teams will implode, > > > > with Eto'o and Drogba throwing some hissy fits against their coaches > > > > and SA going out in the group phase with their coach and some > > > > Scandanavian referee having to be placed under military protection. > > > > Next England, who had already been weauxfed out a year ago by their > > > > tabloids, as well as Jellore and Higgs. > > > > Holland will never win the WC in their entire existence so that leaves > > > > the usual boring suspects, i.e. Italy, Germany, France, and > > > > Argentina. > > > > To get to the semi's, Lippi will probably resort to catenaccio against > > > > Brazil and Spain and eliminate both on penalties after 0-0 draws > > > > (followed by Benny denouncing all allegations of catenaccio by saying > > > > that we are biased and out of touch). Germany will probably get a key > > > > goal every game from Klose and see out the rest of the game like > > > > robots and advance. Freakshows Maradona and Domenech will probably > > > > pull some unbelievable luck out of their behinds and advance to the > > > > SFs (god save us from Bob then). > > > > After that, it's a random crapshoot. I predict that either Italy or > > > > Argentina will win the cup. > > > > Your last phrase guarantees a final between France and Germany. > > > And your last statement guarantees that we will have a brand new WC > > winner! > > And your reply makes the Weaufxing deities very confused. Indeed, I think we have exposed a major logical failing in their theology. Therefore I think they are ready to join the ranks of the major world religions! |