Ford and NASCAR
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From: Cyclone Ranger on 31 Jul 2010 12:57 On Jul 12, 5:46 pm, Swerve <bill.li...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > On 12 July, 21:31, "RickyBobby" <nasca...(a)cox.net> wrote: > > > > > "Baldoni" <Baldoni...(a)googlemail.com> wrote in message > > >news:8a1b68F81hU1(a)mid.individual.net... > > > > on 12/07/2010, Mentalguy2k8 supposed : > > >> "lescor" <lescorb...(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message > > >>news:w6-dnekLxdK6iKbRnZ2dnUVZ8jidnZ2d(a)bt.com... > > > >>> "RickyBobby" <nasca...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > > >>>news:i1dbk2$i9k$1(a)speranza.aioe.org... > > > >>>> "Bruin" <go4it...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > > >>>>news:dfed67e1-d060-4bb0-941c-1a62021faa14(a)k39g2000yqb.googlegroups.com... > > >>>>> Ford certainly can't be too pleased with the way their fortunes have > > >>>>> been going lately in NASCAR. Granted, the 99 finished 2nd tonight but > > >>>>> I can't even remember the last time a Ford won...what was it, probably > > >>>>> last year sometime and probably with Kenseth? Now they've blown up > > >>>>> what, two of the new FR7 engines in just a few weeks? > > > >>>> Care to try some mutual jacking? > > > >>> Do people really post about NASCAR ? > > > >> Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks > > > > Don't the Rednecks stand on the back of pick-up trucks while driving past > > > black people and give them a crack upside the head with a "Louisville > > > Slugger" anymore ? > > > > Has NASCAR become more popular among Rednecks than this ? > > > > -- > > > Count Baldoni > > > Do not be making fun of pick up trucks. You can say most anything else you > > like unless you talk about these seven things: > > > church > > guns > > dogs > > pick up trucks > > football (American style) > > Momma > > Dale Earnhardt > > > - Show quoted text - > > ok then > > Dale Earnhardt picked up your Momma in his pick up truck, shot some > dogs with his guns and then stopped off at the church, bent your Momma > over the altar and anally ravaged her with a football (American style) > > and from that union, RickyBobby was conceived. > > that good enough for you? Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country and western song because he hadn't said anything about Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here: Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train.
From: Cyclone Ranger on 31 Jul 2010 12:58
On Jul 12, 5:46 pm, Swerve <bill.li...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > On 12 July, 21:31, "RickyBobby" <nasca...(a)cox.net> wrote: > > > > > "Baldoni" <Baldoni...(a)googlemail.com> wrote in message > > >news:8a1b68F81hU1(a)mid.individual.net... > > > > on 12/07/2010, Mentalguy2k8 supposed : > > >> "lescor" <lescorb...(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message > > >>news:w6-dnekLxdK6iKbRnZ2dnUVZ8jidnZ2d(a)bt.com... > > > >>> "RickyBobby" <nasca...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > > >>>news:i1dbk2$i9k$1(a)speranza.aioe.org... > > > >>>> "Bruin" <go4it...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message > > >>>>news:dfed67e1-d060-4bb0-941c-1a62021faa14(a)k39g2000yqb.googlegroups.com... > > >>>>> Ford certainly can't be too pleased with the way their fortunes have > > >>>>> been going lately in NASCAR. Granted, the 99 finished 2nd tonight but > > >>>>> I can't even remember the last time a Ford won...what was it, probably > > >>>>> last year sometime and probably with Kenseth? Now they've blown up > > >>>>> what, two of the new FR7 engines in just a few weeks? > > > >>>> Care to try some mutual jacking? > > > >>> Do people really post about NASCAR ? > > > >> Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks > > > > Don't the Rednecks stand on the back of pick-up trucks while driving past > > > black people and give them a crack upside the head with a "Louisville > > > Slugger" anymore ? > > > > Has NASCAR become more popular among Rednecks than this ? > > > > -- > > > Count Baldoni > > > Do not be making fun of pick up trucks. You can say most anything else you > > like unless you talk about these seven things: > > > church > > guns > > dogs > > pick up trucks > > football (American style) > > Momma > > Dale Earnhardt > > > - Show quoted text - > > ok then > > Dale Earnhardt picked up your Momma in his pick up truck, shot some > dogs with his guns and then stopped off at the church, bent your Momma > over the altar and anally ravaged her with a football (American style) > > and from that union, RickyBobby was conceived. > > that good enough for you? Rich imagery, that. :-) |