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From: BOFH on 13 Oct 2009 02:39 "Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepompousxviii(a)iol.ie> wrote in message news:pan.2009.10.13.00.40.02(a)popesnews.invalid... > > "Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and > his tricks?" > > Gone. All gone. In an instant. No time even to make an Act of Contrition > before he hit the floor. > > D E A D Still, peaceful and in his sleep, not like it was caused by a car bomb full of semtex, a habit many of his countrymen have a penchant for. What's a bit of buggery compared to mass slaughter of innocent men, women and children. We forgave them so soddomy shouldn't be a problem, uh, Pope. Lets drink some guiness and have the craik, but don't mention those feckin muslims or build a mosque on our patch
From: Darth Simian on 13 Oct 2009 04:34 On 13 Oct, 07:39, "BOFH" <spamtra...(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote: > "Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepompousxv...(a)iol.ie> wrote in messagenews:pan.2009.10.13.00.40.02(a)popesnews.invalid... > > > > > "Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and > > his tricks?" > > > Gone. All gone. In an instant. No time even to make an Act of Contrition > > before he hit the floor. > > > D E A D > > Still, peaceful and in his sleep, not like it was caused by a car bomb full > of semtex, a habit many of his countrymen have a penchant for. > > What's a bit of buggery compared to mass slaughter of innocent men, women > and children. We forgave them so soddomy shouldn't be a problem, uh, Pope. > > Lets drink some guiness and have the craik, but don't mention those feckin > muslims or build a mosque on our patch -- The good Christian should beware the mathematician and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell. ST AUGUSTINE (354-430)
From: Scouse Power on 13 Oct 2009 06:55 "BOFH" <spamtrap99(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:3hVAm.84553$UJ3.10134(a)newsfe13.ams2... > > "Pope Pompous XVIII" <popepompousxviii(a)iol.ie> wrote in message > news:pan.2009.10.13.00.40.02(a)popesnews.invalid... >> >> "Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and >> his tricks?" >> >> Gone. All gone. In an instant. No time even to make an Act of Contrition >> before he hit the floor. >> >> D E A D > > Still, peaceful and in his sleep, not like it was caused by a car bomb > full of semtex, a habit many of his countrymen have a penchant for. > > What's a bit of buggery compared to mass slaughter of innocent men, women > and children. We forgave them so soddomy shouldn't be a problem, uh, Pope. > > Lets drink some guiness and have the craik, but don't mention those feckin > muslims or build a mosque on our patch > Agree. If Brighton bomber Patrick Magee is allowed to attend the Houses of Parliament today, then I think we can forgive Gately for his bumming activities.
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